Funky Monkey Farms

Where Happiness Grows on Trees


  • Join Our CSA Today!  Delivery Available!

  • Memberships for the November 2016 to June 2017 season are open.  See the Membership page for more information.  Membership comes with awesome benefits, like delivery, pick-your-own, farm activities, group tours, open houses, parties, gardening classes and more!  Let us know if you're interested in joining!  info@funkymonkeyfarms.com

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  • Hey Alvin, can you help us with this? PLEASE!

  • Volunteers to help with Fall planting:  We're looking for lots and lots and lots of volunteers to help us clean up and plant during the month of September.  If you want to come and play with us in the dirt or if you want a fun activity for your group, email us!  Did we say we needed LOTS of help?!!
  • Land discing and tilling:  If you have a tractor that we can borrow or rent inexpensively, or you can disc and till some land for us in exchange for free produce when it's ready, please let us know immediately.  We need to have it finished the first week of September.
  • Gigantic News!  We've Moved!

  • Beginning November 2016, the farm stand and UPick area are open to the general public, Monday - Friday, 8:30 - 4:30 and Saturday, 8:30 to 2.  We've moved to the corner of House and Davis Bend Roads.  Yay!

Okay, so now that we have a UPick and our members can play with the farm animals, our lawyer said we have to put the legal stuff here, and it has to be really big.  No one likes lawyers, we know.

WARNING

UNDER TEXAS LAW (CHAPTER 75A, CIVIL PRACTICE AND REMEDIES CODE),   AN AGRITOURISM ENTITY IS  NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INJURY TO OR DEATH OF AN AGRITOURISM PARTICIPANT RESULTING FROM AN AGRITOURISM ACTIVITY. Texas Statutes, Title 4, Limitation of Landowners' Liability, Chapter 75

WARNING

UNDER TEXAS LAW (CHAPTER 87, CIVIL PRACTICE & REMEDIES CODE) A FARM ANIMAL PROFESSIONAL IS NOT LIABLE FOR AN INJURY TO OR THE DEATH OF A PARTICIPANT IN THE FARM ANIMAL ACTIVITIES RESULTING FROM THE INHERENT RISKS OF FARM ANIMAL ACTIVITIES.  Texas Statutes, Title 4, Limitation on Liability for Farm Animal Activities, Chapter 87 

  • Please Help Unwanted Animals - We'll Pick Up Your Donation When We Deliver Your Veggies!

  • When you visit our farm stand or when we deliver, please share a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with us.  Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals.  Also accepted are toys, treats, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, copy paper, envelopes, and postage stamps.  All donations are given to local rescue shelters.  Please help us to help our local homeless animals.