Funky Monkey Farms

Where Happiness Grows on Trees

    • Funky's Produce

    • It was bound to happen sooner or later that people would recognize the superb quality and tastiness of Funky's veggies.  We're thrilled to announce that our fruits, veggies and herbs are available at the Pearland, Houston, and Texas City farmers' markets plus beautifully prepared at Partners in Paleo restaurant in League City.  Please read the Please Read post on "Monkey Chatter" so you know what to do if you want our fresh veggies.     


    • Nursery 

    • Sweet potato and yam slips available May 20th.  Want some?  Let us know and we'll reserve them for you. 

    •   Varieties:

      Vineless Puerto Rico
      White Yam


  • Funky's Ladies

  • Funky's happy girls are getting a new house, some baby duckies and a few baby goosies to play with!  These spoiled ladies are cage free and spend their days frolicking in the fig orchard, scratching for bugs and other yummy bits. You can absolutely taste the difference between farm fresh, free range eggs and those white things you find at the grocery store.  Once you've tried Funky's eggs, you'll never go back.    


  • Help the Animals -  Donate Now!

  • When you visit our farmers' market booth, please bring a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with you. Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals.  Also accepted are toys, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, envelopes, and postage stamps.  All donations are given to local rescue shelters.  Please help us to help our local homeless animals.