Funky Monkey Farms

Where Happiness Grows on Trees


  • Join Our CSA Today!  Delivery Available!

  • Memberships for the November 2016 to June 2017 season are open.  See the Membership page for more information.  Membership comes with awesome benefits, like delivery, pick-your-own, farm activities, group tours, open houses, parties, gardening classes and more!  Let us know if you're interested in joining!  info@funkymonkeyfarms.com

    Open November 1, 2016!     

  • Hey Veggie Lovers, can you help us with this? PLEASE!

  • Saturday, September 24, 2016:  We need volunteers to help with Fall planting, rain or shine.  Saturday, September 24th, starting at 8:00 am, we'll be planting the winter crop.  If you want to help, you are most welcome!  Bring a hat, snacks, electrolyte drinks (Gatorade, not water), boots, a trowel, bug spray, sunscreen, a chair and a pop up canopy if you have one.  We're looking for lots and lots and lots of volunteers to help us clean up and plant during the month of September.  If you want to come and play with us in the dirt or if you want a fun activity for your group, email us!  Did we say we needed LOTS of help?!!  Please RSVP to Jodi@funkymonkeyfarms.com
  • Chain Link & Field Fencing:  If you have 6 foot chain link fencing, posts, rails and caps, please let us know immediately.  We also need 5' goat fencing (field fence) and wooden posts.  We are building fences October 17-19.
  • Fruit Trees:  If you are a nursery or garden center and have fruit trees you don't want to keep over the winter months, please donate them to us.  We will plant every tree we receive.  Why throw them away when they can feed people?
  • Crushed Concrete:  If you have inexpensive crushed concrete, we need something like 200 tons for the parking area and driveway.  Please contact us!
  • Rice Hulls:  If you have large quantities of rice hulls from your dryer, please bring them by the farm.  We can trade fresh veggies throughout the season for your rice hulls.  We use them for soil amendment and weed control.  Thank you!
  • Manure:  If you have manure, let us know.  Our compost mountain needs to grow!  Please contact us or stop by the farm. 
  • Nigerian Dwarf Does:  We need six does for our dairy goat project.  If you have healthy baby girls or a mamma in milk, let us know!  We plan on spoiling them rotten with kisses, toys, lots of pasture and an abundance of love. 
  • Gigantic News!  We've Moved!

  • Beginning November 1, 2016, the farm stand is open to the general public, Monday - Saturday, 10:30 till all the veggies have been adopted for the day. 

  • Beginning sometime in December 2016, the UPick area is open to the general public, Monday - Saturday, 1030 to 4:30.  We'll let you know the day we open for UPick- it all depends on Mother Nature.   We've moved to the corner of House and Davis Bend Roads.  

Okay, so now that we have a UPick and our members can play with the farm animals, our lawyer said we have to put the legal stuff here, and it has to be really big.  No one likes lawyers, we know.

WARNING

UNDER TEXAS LAW (CHAPTER 75A, CIVIL PRACTICE AND REMEDIES CODE),   AN AGRITOURISM ENTITY IS  NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INJURY TO OR DEATH OF AN AGRITOURISM PARTICIPANT RESULTING FROM AN AGRITOURISM ACTIVITY. Texas Statutes, Title 4, Limitation of Landowners' Liability, Chapter 75

WARNING

UNDER TEXAS LAW (CHAPTER 87, CIVIL PRACTICE & REMEDIES CODE) A FARM ANIMAL PROFESSIONAL IS NOT LIABLE FOR AN INJURY TO OR THE DEATH OF A PARTICIPANT IN THE FARM ANIMAL ACTIVITIES RESULTING FROM THE INHERENT RISKS OF FARM ANIMAL ACTIVITIES.  Texas Statutes, Title 4, Limitation on Liability for Farm Animal Activities, Chapter 87 

  • Please Help Unwanted Animals - We'll Pick Up Your Donation When We Deliver Your Veggies!

  • When you visit our farm stand or when we deliver, please share a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with us.  Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals.  Also accepted are toys, treats, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, copy paper, envelopes, and postage stamps.  All donations are given to local rescue shelters.  Please help us to help our local homeless animals.