Where Happiness Grows on Trees
We know you're curious. You've seen us building the farm for awhile and wondered what the heck we're doing. You've smiled and waved and some of you have stared in amazement. Come on by and you'll find a fabulous assortment of fresh, in-season produce that tastes great! On this small, boutique farm, Funky only grows super tasty varieties! Rest assured his priority is not how long his produce will keep in the back of a truck rolling across the world. Plus, we pick it just for you!
Want to try different varieties of vegetables without having to buy them in a six-pack and feel guilty about throwing some away? Whether you want just one or a whole tray, Funky's got just what you're looking for, including over 80 seasonal varieties of cute little vegetable and herb plants, should you decide to plant your own kitchen garden. We're pretty sure we have the largest seasonal vegetable and herb selection in the area. It's doubtful you'll find more varieties of vegetable and herb singles in any store! And they're very affordable! Let's play mix and match! Funky'll make sure you have the best garden in town!
We know. Funky's animal sculptures are super-cool and totally awesome. Come visit them today! Walk around and talk to them -- don't be shy, everyone talks to them! That's totally normal around here. You can hug and kiss them, too. They love to be loved but please don't climb on them! Bring your camera because you'll want to capture lots of fun memories. How often do you get to snuggle up to a rhino or a baby zebra, and get your picture taken, anyway? There's a $1.00 entrance fee per person to visit the sculptures. Children under 18 must be accompanied by an adult at all times. No exceptions.
Funky's happy girls are getting a new house, some baby duckies and a few baby goosies to play with! These spoiled ladies are cage free and spend their days frolicking in the fig orchard, scratching for bugs and other yummy bits. You can absolutely taste the difference between farm fresh, free range eggs and those white things you find at the grocery store. Once you've tried Funky's eggs, you'll never go back.
When you visit our booth, please bring a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with you. Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals. Also accepted are toys, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, envelopes, and postage stamps. All donations are given to local rescue shelters. Please help us to help our local homeless animals.