Funky Monkey Farms

Where Happiness Grows on Trees


    • Funky's Produce Available At Farmers' Markets, Restaurants and Grocery Stores Near You!

    • It was bound to happen sooner or later that people would recognize the superb quality and tastiness of Funky's veggies.  We're thrilled to announce that our fruits, veggies and herbs are available at the Pearland, Houston, and Texas City farmers' markets plus beautifully prepared at Partners in Paleo restaurant in League City.  We'll reopen the farm stand when the tomatoes are ready -- sometime in May.  For now, our farm stand is closed to the public.    

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    • Nursery - Spring 2014 Veggie Starter Plants Available NOW!

    • Funky's pretty sure he has the largest selection of tomato and eggplant varieties in the area.  Make sure to try the white eggplant this year cause it tastes like fried cheese!  Yum!  Whether you want just a six-pack or a whole tray, Funky's got just what you're looking for, including over 80 seasonal varieties of cute little vegetable and herb plants, should you decide to plant your own kitchen garden.  We're pretty sure we have the largest seasonal vegetable and herb selection in the area.  It's doubtful you'll find more varieties of vegetable and herb singles in any store!   And they're very affordable!   Funky'll make sure you have the best garden in town!  Lots of tomato, pepper and eggplant starter plants still available as of 4/15/14!

 

  • Funky's Chickens - Coming November 2014 Season

  • Funky's happy girls are getting a new house, some baby duckies and a few baby goosies to play with!  These spoiled ladies are cage free and spend their days frolicking in the fig orchard, scratching for bugs and other yummy bits. You can absolutely taste the difference between farm fresh, free range eggs and those white things you find at the grocery store.  Once you've tried Funky's eggs, you'll never go back.    

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  • Help the Animals -  Donate Now!

  • When you visit our farmers' market booth, please bring a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with you. Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals.  Also accepted are toys, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, envelopes, and postage stamps.  All donations are given to local rescue shelters.  Please help us to help our local homeless animals.