Order Online

Funky Monkey Farms

Where Happiness Grows on Trees

    • Funky's Veggies - Delivered to Your Work or Home Starting in November!

    • We offer farm fresh produce picked and delivered to you the same day (minimum order required).  Remember the old-fashioned milk man who used to deliver weekly?  We'll, that's what we do!  Sign up NOW for weekly eggs, goat cheese, kefir, yoghurt, cajeta, fruits, veggies, live herb plants, fresh cut herbs and baked goods or you might have to get on the wait-list!  Send us an email and we'll get you on our list, info@funkymonkeyfarms.com 

    • GOT LAND IN ALVIN???  - Funky needs some more growing space.  If you want to trade your land for our labor, plants, seeds, fertilizers, etc., plus free produce and eggs, let us know!  Land must be fenced, accessible, and have water.  We're looking for a quarter acre or more. Maybe that grass in your backyard that isn't doing anything?  How about that field behind your barn that's all weeds?  Got extra land at your church?  Send us an email and let's chat!  Funky can't purchase your land (he's a poor dirt farmer) but he wants to rent it in exchange for fresh veggies!  

    • HELP!  DROP OFF LOCATIONS NEEDED - We've got several individuals who want to pick up their weekly baskets in most of our delivery areas.  If you are willing to host a pick up location, please let us know.  We'll make sure it's worth your time by providing you with free goodies in your basket each week!  Will you help us?

    • Nursery - We Grow Lotsa Herbs!

    • Lemon & purple & large leaf basil, lemon balm, marjoram, oregano, Italian parsley, cilantro, winter thyme, summer savory, spearmint, peppermint, sage, tarragon, and St. John's wort.

  • Please Help Unwanted Animals - We'll Pick Up Your Donation When We Deliver Your Veggies!

  • When you visit our farmers' market booth or when we deliver, please share a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with us.  Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals.  Also accepted are toys, treats, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, copy paper, envelopes, and postage stamps.  All donations are given to local rescue shelters.  Please help us to help our local homeless animals.