Where Happiness Grows on Trees
Fall planting starts September 2nd! Make sure you sign up for weekly veggie, eggs, and baked goods delivery early or you might have to get on the wait-list! Deliveries start in November. Send us an email and we'll get you on our list. Try our new cinnamon rolls next time you visit the farm!
Funky's cousin, Chunky, makes the greatest European style breads, cakes, pies, and cookies. You know, the kind that taste awesome and are made from real ingredients, the kind your Grandma's Grandma used to make. Our baked goods are not that cheap, airy, fluffy chemically tasting stuff you find at the grocery store that leaves a weird slimy feeling on your tongue. Our flour is grown and milled in the US and non-GMO. Most of our ingredients either come from the farm or are locally sourced. For you sour sourdough fans, this bread is for you cause it's fantastically sour! Hey, if you're gonna eat carbs, you might as well enjoy yourself! Until the bakery is finished, you'll need to pre-order and pay online, then pick up at the farm or farmers' markets. If we're delivering weekly produce to you, we'll deliver with your veggies. Email firstname.lastname@example.org No shipping, sorry.
Breads - honey wheat, farmhouse white, buttermilk, 7-grain, aloha ($6.50 each). Sourdough and garlic sourdough ($7.50 each). Our breads make unbelievably outrageous toast!
Dinner Rolls, Breadsticks, Burger Buns - choose any of our breads and we'll make them into rolls (about 12), breadsticks (about 24), or burger buns (about 8). Price is the same as for bread. Tailgate Idea: Our aloha bread, made into buns, is fantastic filled with pulled pork, bbq sauce, pineapple, jalapeno and red onion slices.
Signature Cakes - 9" double layer, 9" four layer or 13x9 sheet - rich butter caramel, coconut cream cheese, spice with pineapple ginger cream cheese frosting, caramel apple, wicked chocolate with cinnamon espresso buttercreme. (sheet $11.00; double layer $12.00; four layer $14.00).
Cinnamon Rolls- Made fresh each morning and available at the farm stand or with delivery, our cinna-gems are gynormous and loaded with plump raisins, Texas pecans and exotic spices, then baked with a rich cinnamon caramel sauce. ($2.00 each; also sold by the half dozen and dozen). We promise - you can't eat just one!
It's way too hot here in the tropics to work in a greenhouse during the summer. To save on talcum powder, deodorant and electricity, we give the greenhouse and the hoophouse a rest from June thru September.
We'll have the following little baby veggies and herbs ready for your fall gardens in October: (send us an email to reserve yours for adoption email@example.com) Colorful fall flowers and hanging baskets available, too!
Lettuce (buttercrunch, red, romaine), Swiss chard, Chinese cabbage, red & green mustard, broccoli, green & red & savoy cabbage, cauliflower, collards, red & green kale, kohlrabi, pac choi, spinach, celery, endive, lemon & purple & large leaf basil, lemon balm, marjoram, oregano, Italian parsley, winter thyme, summer savory, spearmint, peppermint, sage, tarragon, St. John's wort, voila, pansy, stock, dusty miller, dianthus, snapdragon.
When you visit our farmers' market booth, please bring a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with you. Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals. Also accepted are toys, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, envelopes, and postage stamps. All donations are given to local rescue shelters. Please help us to help our local homeless animals.