Funky Monkey Farms

Where Happiness Grows on Trees


  • Join Our CSA Today!  Delivery Available! 

  • Memberships for the November 2016 to June 2017 season are open.  See the Membership page for more information.   Let us know if you're interested in joining!  info@funkymonkeyfarms.com

           Hours:  1030-430, Tuesday to Saturday

  • Hey Veggie Lovers, can you help us with this? PLEASE!

  • Fruit Trees:  If you are a nursery or garden center and have fruit trees you don't want to keep over the winter months, please donate them to us.  We will plant every tree we receive as we are a fruit tree farm.  Why throw them away when they can feed people?
  • Crushed Concrete:  If you have inexpensive crushed concrete, we need something like 200 tons for the parking area and driveway.  Please contact us!
  • Rice Hulls:  If you have large quantities of rice hulls from your dryer, please bring them by the farm.  We can trade fresh veggies throughout the season for your rice hulls.  We use them for soil amendment and weed control.  Thank you!
  • Manure:  If you have manure, let us know.  Our compost mountain needs to grow!  Please contact us or stop by the farm. 
  • Used Wine Bottles:  We make about 400 or more bottles of wine each year.  That's a lot of wine bottles that we need!  If you have any, in good shape (no chips and no weird chemicals stored in them), please drop them by the farm.  We will sterilize and reuse them.  Why toss them in the trash?
  • Comforters and Blankets:  We host people who want to learn to farm but have nothing warm for them to sleep with.  If you have unwanted comforters and blankets, please let us know!
  • Nigerian Dwarf Does:  We need six does for our dairy goat project.  If you have healthy baby girls or a mamma in milk, let us know!  We plan on spoiling them rotten with kisses, toys, lots of pasture and an abundance of love. 

Okay, so now that we have a UPick our lawyer said we have to put the legal stuff here, and it has to be really big.  No one likes lawyers, we know.

WARNING

UNDER TEXAS LAW (CHAPTER 75A, CIVIL PRACTICE AND REMEDIES CODE),   AN AGRITOURISM ENTITY IS  NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INJURY TO OR DEATH OF AN AGRITOURISM PARTICIPANT RESULTING FROM AN AGRITOURISM ACTIVITY. Texas Statutes, Title 4, Limitation of Landowners' Liability, Chapter 75

WARNING

UNDER TEXAS LAW (CHAPTER 87, CIVIL PRACTICE & REMEDIES CODE) A FARM ANIMAL PROFESSIONAL IS NOT LIABLE FOR AN INJURY TO OR THE DEATH OF A PARTICIPANT IN THE FARM ANIMAL ACTIVITIES RESULTING FROM THE INHERENT RISKS OF FARM ANIMAL ACTIVITIES.  Texas Statutes, Title 4, Limitation on Liability for Farm Animal Activities, Chapter 87 

  • Please Help Unwanted Animals - We'll Pick Up Your Donation When We Deliver Your Veggies or Drop It Off When You Visit!

  • When you visit our farm stand or when we deliver, please share a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with us.  Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals.  Also accepted are toys, treats, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, copy paper, envelopes, and postage stamps.  All donations are given to local rescue shelters.  Please help us to help our local homeless animals.