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Funky Monkey Farms

Where Happiness Grows on Trees

  • We Grow Awesome Veggies and Make Fabulous Bread!

    • We're closed now for the season.  Memberships open again in September 2016 for the new season (November 2016 to June 2017).  Let us know if you're interested in joining!  info@funkymonkeyfarms.com


  • Ever Seen More Beautiful Bread?

This is seeded garlic cheddar, in a French-style loaf, hot from the oven.  We make the best bread on the planet. 


  • Funky's Farming Needs & Wants:

    • We Need Used Wine Bottles Without Corks 

    • Let's recycle!  We're looking for used wine bottles in great condition cause we make lots of wine and mead from all of our trees and local Texas bees.  If you have any bottles, we're happy to trade you in exchange for farm fresh produce or eggs.  Email us at:  info@funkymonkeyfarms.com and we'll be drinkin' while you're eatin'!

  • Please Help Unwanted Animals - We'll Pick Up Your Donation When We Deliver Your Veggies!

  • When you visit our farmers' market booth or when we deliver, please share a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with us.  Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals.  Also accepted are toys, treats, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, copy paper, envelopes, and postage stamps.  All donations are given to local rescue shelters.  Please help us to help our local homeless animals.