Funky Monkey Farms

Where Happiness Grows on Trees


    • Funky's Produce - Sign Up For Produce Delivery Now!

    • Fall planting started but we keep getting flooded out by rain!  Make sure you sign up NOW for weekly eggs, goat cheese, kefir, yoghurt, fruits, veggies, live herb plants, fresh cut herbs, baked goods and local paleo restaurant made frozen meal delivery or you might have to get on the wait-list! Whew!  That's a lot of choices. Deliveries may be delayed some due to late planting due to flooding (they are supposed to start in November.)  Send us an email and we'll get you on our list.  Try our new cinnamon rolls and sweet corn bread!  They're awesome.  

    • Bakery - Closed for the Summer

    • Funky's cousin, Chunky, makes the greatest European style breads, cakes, pies, and cookies.  You know, the kind that taste awesome and are made from real ingredients, the kind your Grandma's Grandma used to make.  Our baked goods are not that cheap, airy, fluffy chemically tasting stuff you find at the grocery store that leaves a weird slimy feeling on your tongue.  Our flour is grown and milled in the US and non-GMO.  Most of our ingredients either come from the farm or are locally sourced.  For you sour sourdough fans, this bread is for you cause it's fantastically sour!  Hey, if you're gonna eat carbs, you might as well enjoy yourself!  Until the bakery is finished, you'll need to pre-order and pay online, then pick up at a farmers' market.  If we're delivering weekly produce to you, we'll deliver your baked goods with your veggies.  Email info@funkymonkeyfarms.com  No shipping, sorry.

    • Breads - honey wheat, farmhouse white, buttermilk, 7-grain, aloha ($6.50 each).  Sourdough and garlic sourdough ($7.50 each). Our breads make unbelievably outrageous toast!

    • Dinner Rolls, Breadsticks & Sweet Corn Muffins - choose any of our breads (except sourdoughs) and we'll make them into rolls (about 12), breadsticks (about 24) or corn muffins (about 12).  Rolls & breadsticks $6.50.  Sweet corn muffins ($11.00).   

    • Signature Cakes & Cookies - 13" x 9" sheet cakes- rich butter caramel, sweet cornbread ($11.00 each).  Oatmeal-raisin-pecan cookies ($9.00 dozen).

    • Cinnamon Rolls- Made fresh each morning and available at the farm stand or with delivery, our cinna-gems are gynormous and loaded with plump raisins, Texas pecans and exotic spices, then baked with a rich cinnamon caramel sauce. ($2.25 each; also sold by the half dozen and dozen).  We promise - you can't eat just one!  

    • Nursery - Closed for the Summer

    • We'll have the following little baby veggies and herbs ready for your fall gardens in October: (send us an email to reserve yours for adoption info@funkymonkeyfarms.com).

    • Lettuce (buttercrunch, red, romaine), Swiss chard, Chinese cabbage, red & green mustard, broccoli, green  & red & savoy cabbage, cauliflower, collards, red & green kale, kohlrabi, pac choi, spinach, celery, endive, lemon & purple & large leaf basil, lemon balm, marjoram, oregano, Italian parsley, winter thyme, summer savory, spearmint, peppermint, sage, tarragon, St. John's wort, stock, dusty miller, dianthus, snapdragon.   

  • Help the Animals - Closed for the Summer

  • When you visit our farmers' market booth or when we deliver, please share a can or bag of dog, cat, kitten, or puppy food with us.  Your generosity will be used to feed local homeless animals.  Also accepted are toys, treats, blankets, towels, cat litter, litter pans, bleach, collars, leashes, copy paper, envelopes, and postage stamps.  All donations are given to local rescue shelters.  Please help us to help our local homeless animals.