Funky Monkey Farms

Where Happiness Grows on Trees


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CSA Boxes and Delivery Information

   
  •  Frequently Asked Questions:
  • Is the farm open to the public?  Yes.  Our hours are on the Home page.
 
  • Is Funky Monkey Farms sustainable?  Yes. We love the earth and try really hard not to use harmful chemicals.  We practice sustainable agriculture so as not to harm Mother Nature.
  • Does Funky Monkey Farms use GMO seed?  No way!  Never!
 
  • Does Funky Monkey Farms grow everything they sell?  Funky tries really hard but no.  For the widest variety of seasonal veggies, we offer produce and other items from local and Texas farmers, plus those in other areas.  Because we combine our produce with other farmers' bounty, not everything we carry is pesticide free.
 
  • Are the eggs GMO free, from pastured hens?   Absolutely.
 
  • Is there a delivery fee?  Yes.  $5.00 per customer.  If we are delivering to you, someone must be available to accept delivery or you need to leave a large, secure, ice-filled cooler or refrigerator for us because your groceries need to go in the fridge immediately.
 
  • Is there a delivery minimum?  Yes.  $40 plus the $5.00 delivery fee.
 
  • Can I pick up at the farm?  Yes, please do!  We want to know you!  Plus, there's no minimum order and you'll save $5 because there's no delivery fee!
  • Will you send me a price list?  Yes.  If you send us your name and email address, we'll add you to the newsletter that goes out weekly.  Prices and availability are on the newsletter.
 
  • Do I pay for the whole year in advance or are there any contracts?  No.  You pay weekly when you order.
 
  • Do I have to order every week?  No.
 
  • What if I forget to pay by the deadline?  Orders not paid by the deadline will be cancelled.
 
  • Where do you deliver?  From the south of the Outer Loop to Surfside, 288 to the Gulf.  For those in Houston and Galveston, we are expanding our delivery area.  Send us an email and let us know you're interested in delivery.
 
  • What are the delivery areas?Route 1:  Alvin, Friendswood, Pearland, Brookside Village, Rosharon, Manvel, Arcola, Fresno, Missouri City, Sugarland and surrounding areas.Route 2Dickinson, Santa Fe, League City, Webster, Nassau Bay, El Lago, Kemah, Seabrook, Taylor Lake Village and surrounding areas.  Route 3Oyster Creek, Liverpool, Freeport, Danbury, Angleton, Lake Jackson, Clute, Richwood, Surfside and surrounding areas.
  • How can I pay?  Cash or card.  Sorry, but we don't take checks.
 
  • Can I  have your unsaleable produce?  No. We have lots of livestock to feed.